Well, I'm in awe of how easy short hair is... I should have hacked it off years ago :P My head feels like it's going to float off... my neck's reeeeeally strong now :) It's still too darn skinny for a basic choker neclace thingy... poo >:( And I have the most awesome one now too :( Oh well... In OTHER news... I felt like a real American today on the way home. I get behind this utility van on the highway... stupid speed limit's 40... but you can go 45-ish (meaning 60) This dude's in the passing lane and he's going facking 35!!! I was late and in a hurry to get home so I'm yelling at the top of my lungs in my car *fat lot of good it did* "GET OUT OF MY #*@$IN' WAY!! I NEED TO GO HOME AND WATCH MY SHOW!!!" Of course then I notice a Bush/Cheney decal and nearly loose it completely. :D Whee... yelling is so much fun... ¬.¬ News of the weird now:

Did you hear that they're coming out with a generic form of Viagra?? Yeah, they're going to call it Mycoxafloppin. Apparently the reason it's taken so long is because they couldn't decide what to name it. Others considered included: Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Dixafix, and, of course, Ibepokin. Phizer also announced that it's going to be producing a liquid form as a power drink suitable for use as a mixer. I guess now a man can, quite literally, "pour himself a stiff one" Now we can't refer to anything as a "soft" drink. It also gives new meaning to cocktails, highballs, and general "stiff" drinks. Pepsi proposed a new drink named "Mount'n'Do"

What is the world coming to?